just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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