So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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