I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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