that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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