You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
then he tried to convert me to islam
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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