I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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