All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I can text with my tongue
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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