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I feel great
I just peed on a car
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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