Dual....:-)
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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