I'm drive I can fine osifer
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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