U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize