You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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