I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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