would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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