a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Hippo gnu deer
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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