let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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