can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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