Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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