I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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