Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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