If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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