'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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