You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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