Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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