Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Four minutes until I can fart!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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