I think i sorta joined a cult last night
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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