So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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