his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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