Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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