omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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