when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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