She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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