What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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