I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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