So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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