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so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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