Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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