how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Randomize
