North Korea, Best Korea!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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