After last night, I could never be a politician.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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