so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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