This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
