I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I will die if light touches me.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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