oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Panties = found
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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