We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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