Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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