I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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