Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I am mentally ready for anal.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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