When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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