i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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