This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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