If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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