Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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