I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
