So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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