It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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