I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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