We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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