So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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