You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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