I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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